oh hai :) didnt see ya there. im micah. i write stuff. i have a strange brain. i am a huge nerd. i use big words, like exclamatory and austentatious. i live life to the absolute friggin fullest. music, arizona tea, thinking, comics, ultimate frisbee, and peace and quiet are some the things i enjoy. lying, the dentist, stupid people, and having a plan are some of the things i don't enjoy. for all intents and purposes, i've got plenty of common sense; i just choose to ignore it.
Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”