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oh hai :) didnt see ya there. im micah. i write stuff. i have a strange brain. i am a huge nerd. i use big words, like exclamatory and austentatious. i live life to the absolute friggin fullest. music, arizona tea, thinking, comics, ultimate frisbee, and peace and quiet are some the things i enjoy. lying, the dentist, stupid people, and having a plan are some of the things i don't enjoy. for all intents and purposes, i've got plenty of common sense; i just choose to ignore it.

nonespark:

A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK

nonespark:

A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK

sofapizza:

your sheep looks concerned

sofapizza:

your sheep looks concerned

ifwefallonemoretime:

theorginalmiddlechild:

helenas-hood:

Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”

Soda just spewed out my nose

THAT WAS A PLOT TWIST

pastel-gizibe:

perpetualvelocity:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

i feel like this is older than me

WowLook at this relic

Fucking fossil lol

pastel-gizibe:

perpetualvelocity:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

i feel like this is older than me

Wow
Look at this relic

Fucking fossil lol

1951-2014

twentypixels:

Yep. Doing things will just have to wait.

twentypixels:

Yep. Doing things will just have to wait.

human:

reblog if you never actually bought these you just found and kept them

human:

reblog if you never actually bought these you just found and kept them

sesamestreet:

We mourn the loss of our friend Robin Williams, who always made us laugh and smile.

sesamestreet:

We mourn the loss of our friend Robin Williams, who always made us laugh and smile.