oh hai :) didnt see ya there. im micah. i write stuff. i have a strange brain. i am a huge nerd. i use big words, like exclamatory and austentatious. i live life to the absolute friggin fullest. music, arizona tea, thinking, comics, ultimate frisbee, and peace and quiet are some the things i enjoy. lying, the dentist, stupid people, and having a plan are some of the things i don't enjoy. for all intents and purposes, i've got plenty of common sense; i just choose to ignore it.
Zelda: Hey Link. Please save Hyrule and come and rescue me from Ganondorf.
Zelda: But there's just one thing.
Link: What is it?
Zelda: I'm not going to marry you or sleep with you or date you just because you rescued me.
Link: That's okay, because I'm a decent person who cares more about saving the world and rescuing a kidnapped woman instead of worrying about whether or not she'll sleep with me afterwards.
Zelda: That's wonderful. According to some people I wouldn't be worth rescuing if I didn't owe you sex afterwards.
Link: Those guys are douchebags.
Zelda: Ironically they refer to themselves as "Nice Guys."